Monday, June 15, 2015

Sisterhood of Bloggers Award!

HI!
HI HI HI!
IT'S ME.












I AM ALIVE AND WELL AND HAPPY THAT SCHOOL IS OUT FOR THE SUMMER.
CAN I GET A TOORAH? or something?

*crickets*

Heh heh. 
I always feel like I'm talking at myself in a mirror when I do blog posts, a sort of...one-way conversation.
But anyway, this award!
I WASN'T ACTUALLY NOMINATED! I AM DOING IT AT MY OWN ACCORD. Isn't that cool?
I feel so cool. But I did sorta steal it from Diana so....
Letters from Avonlea

Rules for this tag:
1.  Thank the blogger who nominated you and link back to their blog.
2. Put the Award logo on your blog. 
3.  Answer the ten questions sent to you.
4.  Make up ten new questions for your nominees to answer. 
5.  Nominate ten blogs. 


If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
I am actually planning to write a book next month (camp Nanowrimo). A totally different few of the story of Cinderella, A fractured Fairy-tale. It's going to be called Ashlyn.
As if there aren't enough fractured fairy tales out there already, I know, but...I want to. So I will!
What’s one of the scariest things you’ve ever done?
Oh boy. *dims lights*
Back a while ago it was during the tropical storm Isaac, we got a whole dang lot of rain...and the power was out, so we had our generator going for the fridge and stuff...but then the house started getting fumey, so they turned it off, (worried about some chemical or something) 
Our Grandparents live around the corner, they have a guestroom and a little portable AC.
We could go down there for the night! Yay...
Except one tiny detail. 
The ditches surrounding the area were flooded, and the road was underwater, (as well as our yard...IT WAS FUN THOUGH.)
It was nighttime, Dad called Pawpaw, Pawpaw drove around the corner and came to pick us up...it was terrifying. 
We all piled into the Toyota and started off through the water...#sosacred
We made it and I am alive and happy today.
*turns lights back on*
If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
Ummmmm-aaaaa.....hmmmmm.....I'm going to say Karen Gillan...
BECAUSE I CAN. 
What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going?
"Do you have six fingers on your left hand?"
If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
HOW TO EFFECTIVELY WIGGLE MY NOSE.
I had it down in second grade, i've since then lost that ability and wish to learn it again. 
(Sitting for hours in a school desk were totally worth-while, don't you think?)
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Extravert! People do not drain me. I enjoy feeding off their energy.
*Lights flicker*

*evil laugh*

Have you ever taken a personality test? (How did the results turn out?)
Yessss! I am an ESFP! AND IT'S AWESOME.

What’s your favorite part about today so far?
Muffins, baby, muffins.

Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it?
Oh good heavens!
I suppose i'd say my Mom, or possibly Jesus, but saying Jesus sounds a little lame because all Christians have been affected to such a degree by his limitless love and his ultimate sacrifice. So yes Jesus has influenced me to try and love the way he loves, and to not abandon my heavenly Father even when times get rough...

But on a more, not personal, not more down -to-earth...

ANYWAY. MY MOM AND INFLUENCED ME A WHOLE LOT.  
She's cool. 
And stuff, I mean, how could she not influence my every-stuff, because I'm around her everyday and yeah, she's in charge.
Dad also, and my siblings...ya know..people i'm around a whole lot. 
What’s your favorite joke?
That hard one about the chicken?
Ya know...crossing some sort of road or something?
I love that joke.
And of course the little chicketty never makes it across. 
Stupid birds. But ya know.

SO YOLO.

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Heheheheheheeh. Just kidding.

Jokes are hard, we don't tell jokes 'round here, we just joke. 
So like "That's what the dinosaur said about you."
(I'll let you figure it out!)

TIME FOR *DRUMROLL*
YOUUUUR QUESTIONS!
~What is your favouritest book ever?
~How many books do you own, can you count on one hand? (if so that is so sad.)
~Favourite colour?
~If you were to write a book what would the plot probably end up being about?
~Do you like Barbie movies. (the old ones, the princess ones, pretty ones, Fairytopia ♥ )
~What time period is your favourite? (40's,  50's,  1830's, idk!)
~Have you ever had to wear a tie somewhere?
~Funniest mishap you've ever made?
~A current favourite song?
~If you could change yer name, would ya? *Drops Merida accent*
Anyway, ta-ta!

Back to my posh posh traveling life. 
*grin*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
"IT'S A POSH POSH TRAVELING LIFE, A TRAVELING LIFE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE......FIRST CABIN AND CAPTAIN'S TABLE REGAL COMPANY......PARDON THE DUST OF THE UPPER CRUST--FETCH US A CUP OF TEA...PORT OUT, STARBOARD HOME, POSH WITH A CAPITAL P-O-S-H, POSH"


*whistles nervously at self*

See you all later.
~Jess